horror movie opening scene
white girl:  i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:  come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:  you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:  lmao
 they continue walking for a few seconds
 *white couple hears noise*
white girl:  babe what that??
white boy:  i'll go investigate
 *leaves her alone*
 *choking noises*
white girl:  zack!!!
white boy:  ha ha just kidding!
white girl:  asshole!
white boy:  im just playin babe
white girl:  that wasnt funny but ur still cute
 *playful kiss*
 *things turn sexy*
 *hear noise*
white boy:  i'll go investigate
 *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
 *maybe a thud*
white girl:  zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
 *she walks and he dead*
white girl:  ahhh!!
 *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:  ahhh!!!
 *white girl runs*
 *dead end*
 *hides*
 *thinks she free n safe*
 *guy catches her*
 *cuts her*
 *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:  BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
6 years ago + 369423
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source: zehymen
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